Lisa W. on NATURAL CHILDBIRTH

sorry, Lisa...i couldn't resist!! It's kinda reminiscent of "Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy"

"(12:31:41) Lwilde820: haha i know...i can't imagine either...and i just wonder if we've built it up so much in our heads as the most painfully horrid experience we'll ever encounter or if maybe there is some slight possibility that it isn't quite as bad as we've imagined...i mean, sometimes i tough out my cramps and don't take pills for them...so maybe i can push a watermelon out of my poon with no drugs?? hmmmm"

practicing parenthood...

people say they will love whatever comes out, and we are no exception. we just hope ours comes with a head, unlike this poor bastard we found at Old Time Pottery.

yes, girls...i love PD too

in fact, andy JUST brought me home this magazine as a little surprise yesterday (along with a HUGE bag of twix)!! the pic includes my hand so you know it's authentic. also...check out my nails!!!!!!! i haven't gnawed on them in weeks!!!

I have a problem

and it is a serious one....for real you guys...i have a MAJOR addiction to the Food Network. i swear, i cannot stop watching it. and it doesn't even matter if i have seen the episode a zillion times or even if i HATE what they are cooking, i never cease to sit mesmerized in front of the TV. for way too long. Ina is one of my favorites...


i wish one of two things...that Nigella was my BFF oooooor that i myself were Nigella Lawson.

if the Food Netwoork were "food porn," Giada would be Ron Jeremy...i heart her and all she cooks! If you try one of her recipes, make it the Roast Beef w/ Spicy Parsley Tomato Sauce!!

Rachael Ray: television crack...i defy you to turn on 30-Minute Meals and change the channel before the end of the show! you can't do it!!!

It would suck to be incontinent...and a boy

but just in case, there's these: PADS for guys! this is so sad but it amused me to no end...had to share. Here's the details:
Depend Male guard
A cup-like shape designed to fit a man's anatomy.
Wide end helps give protection where men need it most.
Ultra thin super absorbent design provides extra protection without extra bulk.
Soft side barriers help prevent leakage.
Adhesive strip holds the guard securely in place.
Individually wrapped for convenience and disposability.
12" long and available in 14-count packages. 84 count per case

Choco-gasm

So, my husband surprised me with this little piece of heaven the other night!! We desecrated it before I had a chance to take a picture of the top, but it said "princess" in powdered sugar and white chocolate!! How lucky am I?? I love surprises :) :)