It would suck to be incontinent...and a boy

but just in case, there's these: PADS for guys! this is so sad but it amused me to no end...had to share. Here's the details:
Depend Male guard
A cup-like shape designed to fit a man's anatomy.
Wide end helps give protection where men need it most.
Ultra thin super absorbent design provides extra protection without extra bulk.
Soft side barriers help prevent leakage.
Adhesive strip holds the guard securely in place.
Individually wrapped for convenience and disposability.
12" long and available in 14-count packages. 84 count per case