If my kid (oops, i mean "little blessing") gave me this for mother's day, i'd do one of the following:1.) tell the little dear that "mommy is allergic to tackiness", kiss him on the forehead, and open the next present from my other kid...hopefully the one that gave me the pendant isn't my favorite. if he is, he has been replaced. but no need to tell him that, he'll figure it out soon enough.
2.) check my watch and quickly calculate how much time there is left before the store closes so i can exchange it.
3.) reveal to the gift giver that santa is not real.
4.) take daddy upstairs and kick him in the balls for allowing this travesty to occur.
5.) buy the kid glasses and/or braces for his next birthday. when he looks at me with bewilderment, respond with "payback is a bitch, buddy."
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You forgot 6) Teach the little darling how to make martinis "just the way mommy likes them" and command him/her to have one waiting for you every day after their homework is done. ;)
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